There’s that iconic image: Clark Kent ripping open his shirt as he ditches Lois Lane and prepares to leap into action. And there it is, the S, and you know, just know, what happens next is going to be super.
So here are some t-shirts that can give you that feeling. Actual powers gained vary by user and are not guaranteed by this author, but use your imagination, have some fun and watch how much you take off in those phone booths/broom closets. People are always watching. And don’t leap without looking and/or wearing one of those cool BASE jumping wingsuits http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/wingsuit-flying.htm that make you look like a flying squirrel.
The Great Imoto (cue visual) http://www.tilteed.com/shop/detail/the_great_imoto/
Who needs to leap buildings in a single bound when you can just step over them? And remain calm while avoiding the helicopters that are buzzing you like mosquitoes. While you speak Japanese. Win.
Crane Technique
Not only are you calm, serene and flexible, you get the girl and the sequel. And the girl in the sequel. After that, I think you are the girl, so bonus (although Capsea might not agree with me).
The River’s Fierce Ascension (cue visual) http://www.tilteed.com/limited/detail/the_rivers_fierce_ascention/
I don’t know what it does, but I swear it sparkled in the sunlight when I wore it outside, so probably something pretty impressive. Which is why you should always buy the shirts that wink at you. Or else you’re sitting there, reading this and thinking how did I miss that?
The Blue-Footed Booby Dance of Seduction (cue visual) http://www.tilteed.com/shop/detail/the_blue-footed_booby_dance_of_seduction/
Dancing is a superpower even Mr. Kent himself might envy. So polish up your moves and put this on for that bit of extra bold.
What shirts power you up?
